| Time | Monday | Tuesday | Wednesday | Thursday | Friday | Saturday | Sunday |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| 5:00 AM | WAKE UP MOM! | WAKE UP DAD TODAY! | Use the litter box on the stairs to make sure everyone can smell it | Hunt for stuffed rats | Sleep in today | Watch the birds | Make sure no one can sleep in today - gotta keep them active! |
| 8:00 AM | Beg for food from Mom | Beg for food from Dad | Scratch the floor by the litter box, establish territory | Present the trophies from the hunt to Mom and Dad | Complain when people wake me up on their way to work | Pretend to catch a bird | Go to sleep immediately once everyone is awake |
| 12:00 PM | Go to sleep when we're not fed bc no one loves us | Go to sleep because if we were loved we would be fed | Hairball! Then nap | Sleep to recover from hunting | Go back to sleep | Sleep to recover from pretending to catch a bird | Stay asleep |
| 4:00 PM | Wake up briefly when people come home to ask for food | Stay asleep today - probably won't get food :( | Hide underneath the dining room table for hours for no reason | Push a tinfoil ball under the oven and then meow pitifully until we forget about it | Stay asleep | Beg for attention when everyone comes home | Sleep |
| 8:00 PM | Eat dinner, attack each other, then sleep -- WHY DO THEY SLEEP SO MUCH? | ||||||